Thursday, March 27, 2008

Dog Walker for Hire

Qualifications:

  1. Loves dogs
  2. Has 2 weeks worth of experience.
  3. Energetic
  4. Always available except before 10 am (after she's finished watching Sesame Street) and not in the afternoon (naptime) and not after 7:30 pm (bedtime)... other than that she's good to go.
  5. Won't accept dollar bills (the Easter Bunny tried to give her one and she just tossed it behind her). You can pay her in candy though.
Downsides:
  1. She may lose your dog. She rarely keeps a tight grip on the leash.
  2. You may incur some "potty fines." She won't ever pick up poop.
  3. You may end up having to walk your own dog, and pick up the poop, all while carrying a kicking, spitting and screaming toddler (heads up she also packs a mean punch just ask her dad or her grandma).
  4. Call us!


2 comments:

ali said...

question....does she come WITH the dog? otherwise, we have no need for such a service.

ps...do you like how I comment immediately after each post you've done today?

Amy said...

Yes I do!